Irvine, North Ayrshire KA12 8LW
Telephone
01294 311784
(The Captain)
The business owner, graphic designer, and part time super-villain who has been harassing Spiderman since 1963. Contrary to popular belief, he does possess hair - it’s just a mask, honest! See picture above for proof...
Favourite colour:
Invisible
Favourite gadget:
Wacom Cintiq drawing tablet. It will be mine. Oh, yes, it will be mine!
Favourite songs: 99 Red Balloons, Yellow, Green Door, Orange Crush, Blue Monday, White Rabbit, Shades of Grey and of course Paint it Black.
Favourite food:
Leftovers
Claim to fame:
Once started an argument in an empty room. No, he wasn’t even in the room himself!
Our office manager, assistant designer and frustrated dictator.
Hobbies: Telling people what to do, world domination etc.
Favourite clothing:
A brown shirt
Favourite film:
Triumph of the Will
Favourite gadgets:
Amazon’s Kindle
Schmeisser MP40
Other hobbies:
Firing people (from a cannon).
Pets: A dog called Bodger or Blondi or something like that...
Claim to fame:
This one time, at band camp, she tried to invade Poland. In a Renault Clio.
Interesting fact:
None of the above is true. She’s an sweetie!
(Der Fuhrer)
(General Dogsbody)
Signmaker and fitter extraordinaire. Once boasted that he fitted graphics to three Parcel Force vans in three hours single-handedly! (We don’t know what he was doing with the other hand.)
A keen footballer, Stuart has exceptional getting-sent-off skills and has of course represented Scotland at Subbuteo level.
Favourite places:
1 West Kilbride
2 Jamaica
3 Up a ladder
Favourite food:
The first half of a chip roll. He never reaches the second half. Just like playing football...
Claim to fame:
Once scored a truly spectacular goal from his own half... a shame it was in his own net!
(Private Pile)
Signmaking and garment printing assistant. Proud owner of a sarcastic streak about a mile wide.
Hobbies:
Drinking (Irn Bru)
Pretending Gena is clockwork (he’s always trying to wind her up)
Favourite places:
1 His bedroom
2 Dublin
3 Up the other ladder
Favourite gadgets:
Nokia phones
Favourite person:
Himself
Claim to fame: Learned to read using MSN, but has had a little trouble with the non-swear words...
Interesting fact:
Kris is ambidextrous, which means he can pick his nose equally well with both hands!
(Major Ette)
A sportswear, workwear and t-shirt printing Godess, Gena can operate three heat presses at once despite possessing only two hands and missing half a finger!
She never does anything by halves - this woman recently took her kids to Florida to teach them to swim. Away from Alligators, possibly?
Favourite Music:
80s poop (sorry, pop)
Hobbies:
Zumba & buying houses.
Claim to fame:
Took a World Record 20 years after her first lesson to pass her driving test.
Interesting fact:
She always insists on a discount at the nail bar, as she only has nine fingernails!